Irresistible Forces and Immovable Objects
I get many, many ideas when drunk. Some of them are good, though I don't suspect their quality has much to do with my inebriation.
Others, though....Exactly what possessed me last night to try to see how far I could walk with my eyes closed? Pretty far, as it turned out, until a first-floor A/C unit interrupted me.
As ideas go, that wasn't one of my best. Not one of my worst, because I didn't put my eye out or even blacken it, but it's always a bad sign if you draw blood.
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How hard a smack in the head does it take to realize getting that drunk is ...um...unhealthy?
Ya ya, I know, I'm unpopular in that opinion. Also, it takes about two wine coolers to make me all floaty. Three and I'm giggle. Four and I'm saying things I shouldn't. Five, and I'm asleep. I have no idea what would happen with anything stronger...
We all love you. Stop hitting the a/c units so hard.
Is that what you did after we parted last night? All you had to do was walk a couple of blocks!
Ow?
Wid me 'ead, dat's 'ow.
I love ya, but thats just stupid!!