I Can Has Cheezburger?

Apparently the Manhattan Mall, where I work, is bringing in a JC Penney's...and accordingly kicking out every store on the bottom two floors, including every food vendor in the entire place (the Food Court and the McDonald's and Pretzel Time), plus the GameStop (or is it GameSpot?), Radio Shack, Toys R Us, and every single other establishment I was ever tempted to enter.

Overkill, no? We certainly need to clothe ourselves and furnish our homes, but (a) food is an even more important requirement, especially to people who have to work in that building every day and don't have a corporate cafeteria, (b) are we still going to have direct subway and PATH access without going out into the cold?, and (c) guys, have you not noticed a Macy's nearby?

Dammit, I was starting to look forward to my one pretzel a week. I'll have to start having them more often. Anyway, go there in the next two weeks for bargains, and blah blah blah.