See You Next Tuesday

By Mike B. on March 5, 2008 8:07 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Guy You Don't Want To See Will Meet You There | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

CRESSKILL, NJ--In news that has made you wonder why you ever even talk to that guy in the first place, David Krysh, that prick you can't stand, has announced his intentions to meet up with you at the Canyon Road Bar & Grill later tonight. Although you had intended for this outing to be restricted to people whose company you genuinely enjoy, the guy who is impossible to have a conversation with will be showing up at 8:00 p.m. and will sit right next to you. Krysh has also announced plans to bring along a few of his friends, including that one tall guy with the sweaty hands, a development you have classified as fucking wonderful.

Do the Onion editors have a direct pipeline into my mind?

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